Katie’s punch list, part 1

1. Rush Limbaugh
2. People with strong political opinions but who are so closed minded they can’t even argue their point vs. yours.
3. Being late, or people who are late.
4. Women who take more than 20 minutes to shower and get ready to go out. Also, women who dress up (usually, unbeknownst to them, like a slightly classy hooker) to go to the grocery store.
5. People (my husband) giving me my car back with no gas.
6. People who don’t discipline their children. Or people who say “Don’t make me take you to the car/bathroom/outside.” We all know you’re going to kick that kid’s ass; just do it and get it over with. Or people who count at their kids (I have two kids, so it’s not like I don’t understand).
7. Bad coffee.
8. Published books/magazines/papers or printed signs/menus/placards with obvious spelling and grammatical errors. The book one really gets to me. I mean, they do have an editor, right?
9. Having a masters degree, being laid off, and people telling me now that I am “overqualified.”
10. Pickup truck drivers who put the metal testicles hanging from the bumper.

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