Friday, April 9, 2010

Jim P.'s punch list

  1. The next guy/girl in a movie who says, "What the hell is going on here?!" (The line is in every movie and TV show made since 1980. I can't take it anymore!)
  2. Ya know when you break your arm and leg and are bleeding out of a gunshot wound and some lady comes up to you and says, "You think THAT'S bad. Wait till you hear what happened to me!" Yeah. That lady.
  3. The local news anchor who only gives a crap about his hair, trying to show fake emotion about the "100,000 people dead in an earthquake" story he's reading off the TelePrompter. Hey, dude, 100,000 people just died. Do you FEEL ANYTHING?!
  4. Contemporary "jazz." It is not jazz and makes me contemplate suicide.
  5. Ann Coulter. Just because.
  6. Any company that says "We have a commitment to blah blah..." No, you don't. You are committed to making money. You're lying to us and we know it.
  7. Big boob jobs. Your boobs were fine to begin with. Really.
(photo: sodahead.com)

2 comments:

Midcenturymadam said...

Oh yes, #5 and #7 especially.

John said...

Yeah definately #7. some gitrls just seem to go massively over the top!