(This is Jordan's unedited list. I have to disagree with #5. I love Philly.)
- Chris Brown. Ever heard of the phrase 'eye for an eye'?
- Everyone who uses and destroys a Beatles song in their commercials.
- People who stink but don't think they do. Guess what, you do.
- People who fart out loud and say, "Oops! I didn't know that was coming." Yes, you did, and you're disgusting.