Friday, April 9, 2010

Christin's punch list

  1. White people with dreadlocks.
  2. Bikers who don't wear helmets.
  3. People who leave bags of dog shit on the parking strip.
  4. The plastic packaging that requires garden shears to open it.
  5. Spray-tanned drug reps who try to manipulate me with food.
  6. Allergies.
  7. Dry skin.
  8. Cellulite.
  9. Inconsiderate power cord behavior.
  10. Drivers in the fast lane who set their cruise control at the speed limit.
Whew, thanks. And to think that I thought I'd have trouble coming up with ten items.


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