- Congressmen obsessed with trying to ruin Obama's presidency rather than actually working on real solutions to our country's problems.
- People who confuse need and want.
- People who fear change.
- ABC for killing off and/or recasting characters on General Hospital that I like.
- Soap Opera Digest for not hiring me when they called me the morning after the night i sent them a totally clever cover letter and resume. They wanted me to move to NJ and I assured them I could do the job (writing) from my home office in WA. Fools. Writers don't work in offices. We telecommute. That's the whole point.
- Hollywood, for making stupid movies 90% of the time.
- Chocolate, for making me fat.
- Mighty-O vegan donuts for still having 400 cals per donut.