Sunday, April 11, 2010

Rebecca's punch list

  1. Drivers who don't use their blinkers. You're a menace to society.
  2. John Sterling, the Yankees radio announcer. And maybe Suzyn Waldman, too, his announcing partner. I'm a Yankees fan by birth, but Sterling can really ruin a brilliant moment with his stupid sayings.
  3. Drivers who wait until you get right on them to turn out in front of you in traffic.
  4. This guy in one of my classes who spouts off long diatribes about semi- to unrelated topics. And others like him. Seriously, you're not the prof. You're annoying and people want to harm you.
  5. People who post Bible verses as their Facebook statuses. Though perhaps I want to give them more a kick in the shin. I'm all for the Bible but…this puts you on the verge of being unfriended.
  6. Pretty much anyone who uses 'FML.' In most cases when I've seen it used, the situation wasn't really that bad.
  7. Pretty much anyone who says 'utilize' for 'use'. That poor three-letter word had gotten shafted.
  8. Angsty Red Sox fans…which is almost all of them.
  9. Whoever is in charge of producing Disney clone girls (Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus). Like blinker-phobic drivers, your actions are a menace.
  10. The cast of The Secret Life of The American Teenager.


1 comment:

Fanboy Wife said...

The lack of blinker-usage really irritates me too.