Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Skitzo Leezra’s punch list

  1. Seeing my peeves on other folk's list, thus feeling unoriginal or at least scooped.
  2. The fact that I am not allowed to ram red light scofflaws with my heavier vehicle.
  3. Lack of breeding approval process in the U.S. For humans.
  4. The havoc humidity wreaks on my hair.
  5. Bra sweat.
  6. Dust.
  7. The smell of microwaved popcorn in the office.
  8. Format changes in music. I've been through albums, 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, VHS, DVDs. I give up.
  9. The neighbor's yappy little dog. Big dogs are allowed to bark. Little dogs should shut the hell up.
  10. Shy people blaming their lack of social skills on well, their lack of social skills. Shy people suck.


SkitzoLeezra said...

Wow, have completely enjoyed the plethora of recent guests' punch lists but, jumping-Jesus-in-a-side-car, this is the most dead-on accurate!

Jennifer Worick said...

I love this list a lot.

SkitzoLeezra said...

Jennifer, you are the best, I tell ya!
By allowing guest writers to vent on the TIWTPITF forum, you performed a very valuable public service to protect the citizenry. Imagine how many sniper shooting incidences were canceled because we, I mean, they blew off steam and vitriol.
You are a good American, Ms.Worick.

Fanboy Wife said...

I hate the smell of popcorn, but it's even worse in my tiny work's break room.