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- Room temperature food.
- Black T-shirts emblazoned with a stupid phrase in white type.
- "Ride the Duck." F*ck a duck.
- The word "stoked." Especially the phrase "totally stoked."
- People who stare at you like brain-starved zombies from their cars at stoplights.
- Companies that belittle their employees by forcing them to wear little hats.
- Conversations about the weather.
- People who ride their bikes on the sidewalk. It's not called a "sidebike" dammit.
- Anyone younger than myself.
- People who describe their hideous fashion sense as "ironic."
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