Nick's punch list

1. Room temperature food.
2. Black T-shirts emblazoned with a stupid phrase in white type.
3. "Ride the Duck." F*ck a duck.
4. The word "stoked." Especially the phrase "totally stoked."
5. People who stare at you like brain-starved zombies from their cars at stoplights.
6. Companies that belittle their employees by forcing them to wear little hats.
7. Conversations about the weather.
8. People who ride their bikes on the sidewalk. It's not called a "sidebike" dammit.
9. Anyone younger than myself.
10. People who describe their hideous fashion sense as "ironic."

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