“The mortgage companies tricked me into an adjustable rate mortgage.”—No, you signed a contract without reading it.
“The credit card companies are keeping me from paying my bills”—No, you charged too much on them, didn't pay your bills, etc.
Oh, and this one I love: "I shouldn't have to follow the rule, because it is a stupid rule"—No, you knew the rule, you broke the rule. Face the punishment like an adult.
I also want to punch my neighbor in the face. If I wanted a motor home parked in front of my house all summer, I would go buy one; I don't need yours there. I should charge you rent.