Thursday, June 4, 2009

Punch Bowl Winners' Circle: Bumper-sticker frenzy

Why the hell do people put bumper stickers all over their cars advertising brands and places, for example, the douchebag with Black Diamond, Arcteryx and Patagonia, maybe a Dave Matthews Band tossed in? Am I supposed to think you are cool or something? There is actually a car in my neighborhood with a Chaco sticker!! Really? I mean, they're great for comfy summer outdoor shoes, but could someone actually love them sooo much they want to advertise them on their car? I want to sell kits that come complete with all the stickers to create your own persona. Oh yeah, those European country stickers too. Dumb.

—Ineke van Waardenburg

(photo: flickr.com/photos/sevencrows/239648943/)

2 comments:

Chris said...

I'm all for commentary, discourse, and debate, but this phenomenon of thinking that anyone is persuaded or urged to think by slapping an ad on a car is just monkey-brained. Most people just aren't into what you're into, so keep your branding, catch-phrases and soundbites to yourself! And you're trying to say they define you, then you're just a very sad person!

On the other hand, I love my Kauai Coffee sticker.

Craig said...

Jennifer-

You forgot to mention the biggest offenders- Liberals! If a car has more than three bumper stickers on it-it always belongs to a liberal-what is it with these suburu drivers anyways-must they alway have to be in your face with thier save this-stop that-why can't we this- I hate that politics? For crying out loud- these guys control the country now and they still have to plaster thier vehicles with thier tired bumper-sticker politics! Perhaps we should have a bumper sticker tax to balance the budget-maybe then would they take thier Kerry/Edwards stickers off thier carbon-belching volvos?