Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Jay Leno’s chin

Maybe it’s just because NBC is trying to push Conan out of the 11:30 slot to make room for Jay's face. Maybe it’s because he reminds me of one banana-jawed ex-boyfriend. But whatever the case, I want to beat the shit out of Jay’s mammoth chin.

There’s all this talk about lollipop-headed anorexic actresses with heads too big for their body. Please. Those noggins are lightweights compared with Jay’s disproportionate head. Specifically, his elephant man chin.

Punching it will assuredly result in nerve damage to my left hand, as I suspect the bone is twice as thick as other talk show hosts. So Jay’s chin, which Google Earth is reputedly zeroing in on, would be better served with a trip to plastic surgeon Steven M. Hoefflin. If he could make Michael Jackson’s face disappear, this medical magician could certainly shave down that late-night eyesore.

(photo: dirtywhiteblog.wordpress.com)

4 comments:

the b in subtle said...

you've lost me here. i've found a lot of your blogs funny and witty, but hating someone's physical appearance, something they were born with...you must be scraping the barrel tonight, i guess...

Greg said...

With the size of his chin, I'm sure you could get a few punches in. It's not like you could miss that thing!

Brit said...

Made Michael's face disappear? Funny. I thought people without faces couldn't live. Oh wait. Michael had a face. You're just too ugly and ignorant to look at it and see it's beauty. Maybe if you had a life and didn't spend it talking shit about the King of Pop you'd get somewhere in this world.

Uh, is your album the highest selling ever? Oh wait, you don't have one. That's Michael's album Thriller. Because he's the fucking KOP and his legacy will live forever. Just letting you know.

Fanboy Wife said...

Eh, you can make fun of Jay (in support of Conan). It's not like he's never made fun of anyone.