Friday, August 14, 2009

Nicole Kidman’s forehead

Did your frontal lobe suffer a paralyzing stroke? Has your forehead been replaced by an ostrich egg? What is the deal with your forehead?

If I ever learn to ski, I hope I can skip the bunny slope and do a trial run down your noggin. It’s Satine-smooth and there’s no fear of an avalanche. If there was a tremor or earthquake in the vicinity, your forehead would remain dead calm.

I fell asleep during Eyes Wide Shut but I think it was the story of your life, since your forehead is pulling the skin so tight that you can’t close your eyes. Keith probably married you for other reasons but it can’t hurt that he can check his razored haircut in the reflecting pool on your face.

Your fashion sense may be to die for, but I have to question your penchant for Botox. Back away from the botulism, grow some bangs, and put that thing away…unless, of course, it’s how you signal to your people in space. Then of course, let it shine, let it shine, let it shine.

(Photo: There is a blog called "Nicole Kidman's Forehead! This photo came from it. That fact that this blog exists just made my day.)

8 comments:

mduette said...

Very clever! Nice entertainment after one of our Days of Thunder ;)

And FYI...this blog makes *my* day. :D

Artistic Accents by Darla said...

Wow, she IS a tad scary in this photo!
Fun blog!
Darla

e said...

jen — YOU make my day!

mhgdblog said...

She and Tyra Banks should get together and form a support group called Five-heads anonymous.

Chris said...

speaking of foreheads...


Russell Crowe's cyst. Just saying.

Lee W - The Way I See It said...

I think she must be Carrot Top's long lost sister.

Jennifer Worick said...

What is wrong with that dude? Srsly.

Jennifer Worick said...

What is wrong with that dude? Srsly.