As if man boobs (moobs?) weren't bad enough, some chumps are so clueless that they slip on a thin, tight sweater and exacerbate the problem. Simon Cowell is the patron saint of the man nipple (mipple?) congregation, but over on Grey's Anatomy, if the dumbass "Izzie having sex with her dead fiancé Denny" storyline wasn't bad enough, the costume designer put him in a snug sweater to show off his chafed mipples for all eternity. It must be cold in the afterlife, that's all I can say.
Unfortunately, I have no way to lay my hands on Denny, him being dead and all (not to mention fictional), but I guess since he has already kicked the bucket, he's already been smacked down enough. Simon, though, is another story. Dude, for the love of all things holy (i.e. David Cook), put those things away.