Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Man boobs + thin tight sweaters = serious beating

As if man boobs (moobs?) weren't bad enough, some chumps are so clueless that they slip on a thin, tight sweater and exacerbate the problem. Simon Cowell is the patron saint of the man nipple (mipple?) congregation, but over on Grey's Anatomy, if the dumbass "Izzie having sex with her dead fiancé Denny" storyline wasn't bad enough, the costume designer put him in a snug sweater to show off his chafed mipples for all eternity. It must be cold in the afterlife, that's all I can say.

Unfortunately, I have no way to lay my hands on Denny, him being dead and all (not to mention fictional), but I guess since he has already kicked the bucket, he's already been smacked down enough. Simon, though, is another story. Dude, for the love of all things holy (i.e. David Cook), put those things away.

(Photo: goofjuice.blogspot.com)

7 comments:

Nora said...

Hey, gynecomastia is no laughing matter...

Ha, what am I talking about? With all the body issues that women go through, men deserve a little humiliation. Especially that Cowell douche.

dave said...

Didn't realize Cowell had such big ones. I think that Booby Flay is the king of the moobs.

My real reason for posting a comment is that do to my secret love/severe hatred relationship with Ikea, I would like to punch it in the face very, very hard.

Event Girl said...

Clearly he needs a Bro. {thanks Kramer}

Jessica said...

This is hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh.

Impulse Bride said...

I think these are actually a service to women. There is nothing worse than dating a guy who is burly, and then seeing him unveil his Moobies. I think it is better to just put it out there. "Hey, just to warn you: I have Moobs."

Impulse Bride said...

I meant "this" is a service to women, i.e. revealing the moobs right away. In unflattering shirts.

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