An image is worth a thousand words. A thousand cuss words,
that is. The only consolation about staring at these ballsacs while stuck in
traffic is getting to see the sac of shit driving the monster truck when you
finally pass him and leave his bumper nuts in the dust.
Dude is seriously compensating. Like John Bobbit
compensating.
Maybe I’m picking on low-hanging fruit here but I believe
the person who hangs testicles from his trailer hitch is a massive tool with a
tiny dick. That’s the only reason I can imagine showcasing such nutty behavior.
I’m confident in saying that the testes are the most
precious of boy parts, the Achilles Heel of the groin region. A well-placed
soccer ball or knee can fell a man and turn him temporarily into a
helium-sucking castrato. So why in the name of Cisco
Adler’s balls would you leave these swaying in the wind? You're just inviting any
civilized person to rear end yo’ ass and crack those nuts.
Kick these plastic nads to the curb before you get punched in your actual
hairy cherries.
(photo: 67-72chevytrucks.com)
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5 comments:
I TOTALLY agree with you. I find this to be one of the ickiest things that I have seen in a long time.
Personally, I'm just waiting for Trunk Twats. Bumper Beavers. Muffler Muffs. Hitch-y Coochies. Scooter Cooters.
Would this be over-compensation for having a small vagina or a huge vagina? I'm not sure.
Call me, let's do this.
SO right on, and hilarious! I hate these stupid things! And try explaining them to your children. Seriously.
Agreed. Only a tiny dicked doucher would need to have a giant plastic sagging ball sac tied to the ass end of their overly noisy, ginormous douche lord of a gas guzzler.
Dude ... you know I wanna tell Anonymous to suck THIS.
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