Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Family car stickers


Wow, you’re a family? Get out! I would never have guessed that you have a full house by the minivan you’re driving.

The decal equivalent of a “Life Is Good” t-shirt or Vera Bradley backpack, customized family stickers are just another way to crow about your awesome functional family. Honestly, wouldn’t a holiday photo with matching red sweaters do the trick?

Maybe it’s just that my ovaries have gone to seed, but this 2.0 version of a Baby on Board sign isn’t going to engender warm, fuzzy feelings in me. Rather, this smug stick figure art makes me want to stick something else to this family, namely a bumper sticker over your two-dimensional family that reads GANG OF BORE.

(photo: familystickers.com)

8 comments:

Yet Another Steve said...

Do people behind you at the stoplight really need to know how often you've forgotten to use a condom?

janice said...

My sentiments exactly. Going through Arkansas at a mini-truck stop I saw all the bumper stickers that always made me think, where in the hell do people shop to get a bumper sticker like that. Then I saw the one I'll never forget: The Ass Family; Smart-Ass; dumb-ass; lazy-ass; kiss-ass; and...damn it I can't remember the other two.

Michael Mullady said...

Thank you!! These have gotten so obnoxious! Including your cats, dogs, ferrets, trees...smh
Seriously, I will be happy when this trend ends.

KW said...

These stickers annoy me. I feel the same about the Baby on Board stickers. "So, you mean I can't crash in to you because you have a baby in the car? Sorry, my mistake."

Lisa in Wisconsin said...

Woohoo! Couldn't have said it any better. You made my day. Thank you!

Joan Crawford said...

Yes! I hate those things but I do find them to be handy markers for people I want to avoid.

Anonymous said...

I'd like a bumper sticker of just one women and a thought bubble that says "I have no desire to procreate" or something clever...

Kimbopolo said...

How about a man, a woman, and a pile of money?