Wow, you’re a family? Get out! I would never have guessed
that you have a full house by the minivan you’re driving.
The decal equivalent of a “Life Is Good” t-shirt or Vera Bradley backpack, customized family stickers are just another way to crow about
your awesome functional family. Honestly, wouldn’t a holiday photo with
matching red sweaters do the trick?
Maybe it’s just that my ovaries have gone to seed, but this
2.0 version of a Baby on Board sign isn’t going to engender warm, fuzzy
feelings in me. Rather, this smug stick figure art makes me want to stick
something else to this family, namely a bumper sticker over your two-dimensional
family that reads GANG OF BORE.
(photo: familystickers.com)
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Do people behind you at the stoplight really need to know how often you've forgotten to use a condom?
My sentiments exactly. Going through Arkansas at a mini-truck stop I saw all the bumper stickers that always made me think, where in the hell do people shop to get a bumper sticker like that. Then I saw the one I'll never forget: The Ass Family; Smart-Ass; dumb-ass; lazy-ass; kiss-ass; and...damn it I can't remember the other two.
Thank you!! These have gotten so obnoxious! Including your cats, dogs, ferrets, trees...smh
Seriously, I will be happy when this trend ends.
These stickers annoy me. I feel the same about the Baby on Board stickers. "So, you mean I can't crash in to you because you have a baby in the car? Sorry, my mistake."
Woohoo! Couldn't have said it any better. You made my day. Thank you!
Yes! I hate those things but I do find them to be handy markers for people I want to avoid.
I'd like a bumper sticker of just one women and a thought bubble that says "I have no desire to procreate" or something clever...
How about a man, a woman, and a pile of money?
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