Riddle me this, ladyhawke:
Are you trying to pick up small
rodents during flight?
Because that’s the only reason I
can imagine that you’re clicking along with those talons looping over your
flip-flops like a grounded raptor.
Isn’t there a point where life and
practicality might suggest that you whittle those can-openers off? Like, for
instance, when putting on a closed-toe shoe? Or your basic bipedal walking?
Clip, saw, file, chew, and
otherwise hack those claws off or I’m going to have to sic an actual bird of
prey on your ungroomed hooves. Their beaks can clip those nails in no time.
(photo: longtoenails.org)
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Hey. Not everyone can afford an electric can opener. Loved that visual;) hehehe
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
What, other people find this hideous too? Well I never.
Extremely kissable feet. I would beg her to scratch me up with those toenails!!
Michael L. Dawley
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I would really beg her!!
Michael.
She will claw your eyes out.
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