Monday, May 9, 2011

Boob sweat


It’s hot. I can tell this by the thermometer and by the sweat pooling under my breasts. Guys have their equivalent of this, which a friend nicknamed “ball soup.” I’m pretty sure no one would voluntarily choose to order this unappetizing dish off the men-u.

Bras help lift the ta-tas away from skin-on-skin action but if it’s hot and humid, they tend to chafe and add their own sort of frilly hell to the problem. Maybe the thing to do is create a new take on the headband. A band of absorbent terrycloth or newfangled wicking fabric around the torso could mop up tit sweat and keep my melons from rubbing me the wrong way.

(photo: guidespot.com)

8 comments:

Ria said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Melissa A. Dana - a name you love to hate! said...

As someone who lugs around DDs, I can tell you I have made my own makeshift bra-band many times...in private. In public, well, I just suffer. With UNDERWIRES.

It's hell, I tell you.

Wendi said...

Nasty! I kind of think of boob sweat as a reflection of the fact that I am a hard-working, kick-butt athlete...but it's still not very attractive huh?

Shieldmaiden96 said...

Ask..and ye shall recieve--

http://www.braliner.com/why-wickem.html

I used to do a lot of long distance cycling and I can tell you, wearing something like this is a JOY. Mine are a different brand but its essentially the same thing.

Yet Another Steve said...

On the upside (Pollyanna here), a transparent, wet t-shirt is always a good look on a woman. It may be a bit uncomfortable, but hey, who doesn't suffer for fashion?

Annie said...

I refer to this as "swits". Which I think is better than having a swenis or swalls.

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