Up your ass, that’s where. Escalators don’t break for boobs, Einstein, and neither does my ire. I’m going to create my own moving walkway and I’m going to call it “Your Back.” Are you listening now?
(photo: perezsolomon.com)
Monday, January 2, 2012
People who stop at the top of escalators
Up your ass, that’s where. Escalators don’t break for boobs, Einstein, and neither does my ire. I’m going to create my own moving walkway and I’m going to call it “Your Back.” Are you listening now?
(photo: perezsolomon.com)
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I hate the people that block the escalator fast lane. I always walk up the escalator on the left side.
Have you talked about the phrase "Not a problem" replacing "You're welcome" yet? If not, I'd love to hear your take on it. If so, I'll hide my tail between my legs and skulk off into a corner of the room.
Happy, Face-punching New Year!
xoxo
Pam
Hell yeah, lets not forget about the total douche faces at the airport who think they have to stop at the end of a moving walkway to answer the phone, text or send an email! Those are the incidents where head-butting would make an interesting comeback. I move for more head butts! Love the article, makes me think of my days rolling through the subway system in DC just to find arrant douchers to get it on with!
Oh... I'll punch this in the face!
Can we also talk about the people that stop just outside of the revolving door? Or the people that take 1 step inside a train car and stop? So many punches in the face due...
Omigod,you are the voice inside my head.
I am driven, once more, to comment. Forgiveth that I liveth, but seriously. I must speaketh.
I HATE these fuckwads! GEt OUT of the way. You and all people who stand in the WALKING transept of every museum, airport, grocery, or mall. The STANDING area is furthest away possible from the WALKING area.
These trogs are hereby compelled by me to Eat SHIT and DIE.
(And I'm glad you reminded me of this just as I"m about to drive in rush hour traffic.)
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