It’s hard to watch any of the Kardashian divorce coverage. It’s not because Kim’s stunt disgusts me or that I think there’s no there there. It’s because of Bruce Jenner.
I remember the ’76 Olympics. I remember Jenner taking a victory lap after winning the decathalon, fitting during a Bicentennial Year. Proud to be an American, I ate a lot of Wheaties with Jenner on the box.
Now, I sort of want to throw up my breakfast when I see Jenner doddering around the Kardashian klan. He looks like the grim reaper, the skin of his face pulled tightly over cheekbones and implants. And he’s not alone. Michael Douglas, Paul McCartney, and Steven Tyler are also part of the cryptkeeper club, not content to leave well enough alone and age gracefully, let alone move their face. These dudes are starting to look like ladies, and not in a good way. I’d punch them in the face, but I might shatter them.
Now, I sort of want to throw up my breakfast when I see Jenner doddering around the Kardashian klan. He looks like the grim reaper, the skin of his face pulled tightly over cheekbones and implants. And he’s not alone. Michael Douglas, Paul McCartney, and Steven Tyler are also part of the cryptkeeper club, not content to leave well enough alone and age gracefully, let alone move their face. These dudes are starting to look like ladies, and not in a good way. I’d punch them in the face, but I might shatter them.
(photo: celebritysmackblog.com)
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funny!! Bruce was good looking before the face lift. What is up with kenny rogers, burt reynolds and mickey rorke? Good post.
I agree wholeheartedly!!! Bruce Jenner used to be gorgeous!!!!
Yeah, he creeps me out when I see him. He looks like Skeletor or something. shuuuudddderrrrrr....
He certainly doesn't look as if he has any testosterone left. Or testicles.
HA!! Indeed! Well said, as usual.
Rude! You don't know a thing about him, to make such a judgment and be so cruel. Get over yourself!
Yeah, can you believe Kim's wedding. I mean she gets married and then in 72 days she gets divorced. I don't understand it. Oh well.
Take care.
And what's up with his hair?
In my world men are supposed to get grow old, become a combination of a little obnoxious and a little suave, go bald, and fade to the back of the room as the new young bull walks in.
Men in their later years 68+ some sooner stop now PLEASE PIMP does not stand for Peto Insulin Mallox and Pampers
he has the same hairdo as Ralphie Cifaretto on The Sopranos (i.e., a rug)
The one that makes me saddest is...Tom Jones.
I was witty, smart dare I say even clever - but I wrote Peto??? instead of PEPTO darn it
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