Waste of space? Hell, yes.
I tend to be irritated by things I don’t understand. Quantum physics, Ulysses, the popularity of Snooki…
So you can imagine my apoplexy when I encounter white chocolate.
Apparently, it’s got cocoa butter in it. Big whoop. So does my body lotion, but I’m not going to snack on that, either. What it lacks is cocoa paste, liquor or power, not to mention flavor. White chocolate is the confectionery equivalent of The Hills. Pointless, flavorless, and mad white.
White chocolate isn't chocolate; it's a crime.