Thursday, December 10, 2009

Katie Couric’s eyelashes

If eyes are the window to the soul, then Katie’s eyelashes are big-ass vertical blinds. She has so much mascara gooped on them that it looks as if she has three black-brown spikes over each eye, which makes it impossible for Sarah Palin or anyone else to see eye-to-eye with this anc-her.

Comb your hair, please, even if it’s the sparse ones over your peepers. Those clumps make me want to lash out, and perhaps give you another kind of black eye. I like you, Katie, I really do, but your eyelashes, which were once a Today No, are now a CBMess.

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ghost Whisperer fake lashes are on deck.

(Photo: cartoonstock.com)

2 comments:

one gal's trash said...

I can't look at her without thinking about Tammy Faye Baker. Wouldn't you think with all of her clout & $$$, she would have a stylist?
Pam

Little Miss Me said...

Or at least a good friend to tell her that she looks horrible? :)