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Sunday, April 10, 2011

Adult face painting

We get it. You like your team…a lot. In fact, we can tell that your blood runs maize and blue/red and white/dumb and dumber by the fevered look in your eyes. There’s no need to put any frosting on your crazy cake.

Unless you’re a five-year-old at a petting zoo, put away the warpaint. And kookaloo: You’re not Darth Maul, either. You’re just greasepainted gob who’s not Comiconning anyone.

(photo: terezowens.com)

4 comments:

  1. lol he is passionate and because he is painted in Calgary Flames colours he can be forgiven. Anything else looks childish

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  2. THIS. Also, body paint just takes it to another level of hate. I don't want to see your beer belly painted in team spirit. *gag*

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  3. You as always epitomize my secret feelings and allow me to be discreetly a politically incorrect bastard - Thank you

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