Midcenturymadam's punch list

1. Hollywood starlets who say they love getting older (after a zillion visits to the plastic surgeon.)
2. Health food junkies that eat Jell-O with mini-marshmallows when no one is looking.
3. People who say they want less government except when it comes to a woman's right to choose.
4. Tailgaters.
5. People who assume I want to look at hundreds of pictures of them on Facebook. One will do, thank you.
6. Younger men who flirt with me, a 56-year-old mother of four, and think they are throwing the old dog a bone. Please, don't bother.