Is it
just me, or does everyone steer clear of panel work vans?
Okay, it's just me.
My
ability to park properly is dangerously hampered, as images of dismembered body
parts dance before my eyes (and not in a kitschy, zombie party kind of way).
And if I
spot a loner white male sporting a cast and attempting to load a sofa into the
back of the van, I stay in the car, back not-so-slowly away, using my
hands-free headset to call the local police department so it can run the
numbers on the mud-caked license plate. If you are the owner of one of these psychopathfinders, please do me a solid and paint your phone number on
the windowless sliding door. It will make tracking you down much, much easier.
(photo: carsignspro.com)
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Well she was just an American girl, raised on promises.....
I thought I was the only one who avoided those vans. :-)
You're not alone
Yeah, creepy. No doubt about it.
I was waiting for you to do this one.
Pretty sure I almost walked home from the laundromat last week because one had parked next to my car.
aaahhhhhhrrrrr......
i sooo understand
this one
having lived in north florida
during
the ted bundy years...
:-(
any man
wearing a cast
walking near a park....
YIKEES!
I refer to them as SKVs. Serial Killer Vans.
LOL-- It's definitely not just you. My kids call them "SKV" for serial killer vans. I never park next to them.
WOW! I just scrolled up and read the last comment. I swear I'm not copying her. My kids came up with that several years ago.
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