I can’t sing. I learned this a long time ago, when folks used to turn around and stare at me during mass when I was trying to ro...

We always want what we can’t have, and what I want right now is that last dollop of lip gloss in the tube, just out of reach of...

I was recently in my favorite boutique trying on January clearance items, namely sweaters. So a “helpful” salesgirl the size of my pinky put...

I love watching gowns and jewels and gorgeous man candy during awards season. But I have to put the TV on mute because the brain-dead “inter...

My brothers used to call me Heifer Head, usually right before they thumped me in the head or beat me at canasta or cribbage. My ...

Props to any artist who agrees to headline the Super Bowl halftime show. Even if they are getting paid a bajillion clams, it’s a losing prop...

I see dead people…everywhere. As if I didn’t already have enough self-loathing, dead people are churning out more stuff than I am. Tupac see...