I was recently in my favorite boutique trying on January clearance items, namely sweaters. So a “helpful” salesgirl the size of my pinky put...

I love watching gowns and jewels and gorgeous man candy during awards season. But I have to put the TV on mute because the brain-dead “inter...

My brothers used to call me Heifer Head, usually right before they thumped me in the head or beat me at canasta or cribbage. My ...

Props to any artist who agrees to headline the Super Bowl halftime show. Even if they are getting paid a bajillion clams, it’s a losing prop...

I see dead people…everywhere. As if I didn’t already have enough self-loathing, dead people are churning out more stuff than I am. Tupac see...

I walked into my local grocery store the first week in January and saw something deeply disturbing. No, it wasn’t the boxes of ...

As a Midwest gal now living in Seattle, I’ve learned a few things. Like, for example, that umbrellas are for rain, not sunny day...