I gotta level with you: puberty was fucking rough. I was taller than the boys in my fifth-grade class, my boobs reached double-D status arou...

Okay, it’s a toss-up with CBS. I’m pissed at them both. I love me some Tide and CSI , but my affection is seriously dulled by this bastar...

Scene: An outrageously hip woman (i.e. me) is waiting to cross the street mid-block. She’s waiting patiently, scouting out traffic to her le...

I’ve been a stickler for language since I was in 7 th grade, which means I’ve one persnickety fuck for decades. I try to tamp down my know-...

I used to think Birkenstocks were bad. Then I got a load of Crocs . Shaped like a pair of kitchen or gardening clogs, or maybe a bludgeon ...

There are times when I miss my stuffed animals, sure. Usually, it’s when I’m sad and there’s no one with a heartbeat around to hug or punch ...

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when WHAM! I was hit upside the nose with a brick wall of incense. It was streaming ...