I’m looking into seeing some Jovi . Things aren’t looking good. Sure, you live for the fight when it’s all that you’ve got. What I don’t g...

I realize today has been called Black Friday for a few years but I don’t remember stores marketing the hell out of it like they have this ho...

Really? Are you really going to try to pass off your Thanksgiving shopping for a family of eleven and, by the looks of it, several pets, as ...

Dude, don’t you know that size—or in this case, length —doesn’t matter? When I see someone sporting a tired, scraggly ponytail, I have to mu...

Say what you will about Richard Simmons but dude knows his stuff. I met with him once and he lamented dumbass diets and the Olive Gardeniza...

I didn’t like black licorice when my grandpa offered it to me those many years ago, I don’t fancy ouzo, pastis and absinthe as much as I lon...

Don't pretend you don't see me running up to the door. And in case you are visually impaired (always a bonus in a person responsibl...