tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892377354556531714.post3873489404699912207..comments2024-01-29T17:25:28.293-08:00Comments on Things I Want to Punch in the Face: Punch Bowl 2009Jennifer Worickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14415405216263347773noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892377354556531714.post-49456986536917147332009-06-03T16:10:29.849-07:002009-06-03T16:10:29.849-07:001. People who mistake the salad bar for a decorati...1. People who mistake the salad bar for a decorating contest, and must select and arrange each leaf and radish slice to perfection before moving on to the next vegetable.<br />2. People who stand in line at Subway for 20 minutes, and then when they get up to the counter and the harried guy says "what'll you have?" they stare, wide-eyed, at the menu board and say "Ummmmmm...... ah ....."<br />3. The other people in line at Subway who, when asked what they'd like to order, pull out a bag with 20 little envelopes in it; in each of these envelopes is a sandwich order from someone in their office, and a ten-dollar bill to pay for it. So, they read off the order, one sandwich at a time, often having to call and say "what kind of bread did you want?" and "did you want pickles on that?" and then PAY FOR THEM ALL SEPARATELY.<br />4. Anybody who stands in line behind me ANYWHERE and yammers loudly on a cell phone. Hey, if I can't get away from your conversation, don't blame me if I jump in with loud observations about the cologne-soaked asshole on the phone and his lame-ass problems with his boss.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892377354556531714.post-67842371164428722252009-05-29T09:47:20.795-07:002009-05-29T09:47:20.795-07:00Oh-boy what I am going to do to the next person wh...Oh-boy what I am going to do to the next person who says "to whom much is given, much is expected"Jimmy.Pantelleria@gmail.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892377354556531714.post-60014316222529718392009-05-21T14:57:15.803-07:002009-05-21T14:57:15.803-07:00thanks!! sent. really, hit him hard. real hard.thanks!! sent. really, hit him hard. real hard.mermaydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04475618880008667242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892377354556531714.post-63514699644572903172009-05-21T12:35:57.663-07:002009-05-21T12:35:57.663-07:00Mermayd: I am with you. Write it up and send it in...Mermayd: I am with you. Write it up and send it in. Punch that black-nail-polished dude in the eyeliner!Jennifer Worickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14415405216263347773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892377354556531714.post-77034812260118976612009-05-21T10:52:45.835-07:002009-05-21T10:52:45.835-07:00pete wentz!! please, please do it soon. i HATE him...pete wentz!! please, please do it soon. i HATE him!!!!mermaydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04475618880008667242noreply@blogger.com