tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892377354556531714.post3350451198688253354..comments2024-01-29T17:25:28.293-08:00Comments on Things I Want to Punch in the Face: Early birdsJennifer Worickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14415405216263347773noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892377354556531714.post-40062068711709679202009-11-28T20:16:14.252-08:002009-11-28T20:16:14.252-08:00I will not go to any meeting before 1 p.m. I just...I will not go to any meeting before 1 p.m. I just play the "I don't have childcare card." I work nights and am working my butt off while they're farting in bed.Katzenbootshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05063507495748189305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892377354556531714.post-12421243001188729212009-09-08T05:54:01.659-07:002009-09-08T05:54:01.659-07:00As per SkitzoLeezra, I am one of those early bird,...As per SkitzoLeezra, I am one of those early bird, and they're right, it's just insommnia on the other end. But I do feel smug about it. But usually not when I'm falling asleep at a dinner party or a show (literally). I aspire to be a night owl. The only real benefit of being an early riser is that the light is so f'ing good.alisten@mac.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04897802968047452165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892377354556531714.post-12253375694814397962009-09-07T12:37:21.216-07:002009-09-07T12:37:21.216-07:00Yet Another Steve: You're dreamy. Fair IS fair...Yet Another Steve: You're dreamy. Fair IS fair.Jennifer Worickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14415405216263347773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892377354556531714.post-9228559334404832912009-09-07T12:32:18.148-07:002009-09-07T12:32:18.148-07:00Tip for those who work with early birds: If one o...Tip for those who work with early birds: If one of these chirpy nitwits calls a meeting for 7:30 AM that you are required to attend, you must call a meeting for 7:30 <b>PM</b> the next day, and require him or her to attend it. Fair's fair.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892377354556531714.post-58590725405611159082009-09-07T11:28:02.144-07:002009-09-07T11:28:02.144-07:00Dude, those early birds don't WANT to wake ear...Dude, those early birds don't WANT to wake early, they have insomnia and want take credit for it. No REAL person wants to get out of bed before the sun is up.SkitzoLeezrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15484609726259148184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892377354556531714.post-64237084601878590992009-09-07T09:28:12.719-07:002009-09-07T09:28:12.719-07:00Great idea for my next invention...the edible alar...Great idea for my next invention...the edible alarm clock...hhmmm...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11035568189325146803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892377354556531714.post-78229015415775250412009-09-07T09:18:51.417-07:002009-09-07T09:18:51.417-07:00"Eat my alarm clock" was a last-minute, ..."Eat my alarm clock" was a last-minute, late-night swap for just plain "suck it." So I'm glad you like it.Jennifer Worickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14415405216263347773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892377354556531714.post-39939768780238980542009-09-07T09:09:42.667-07:002009-09-07T09:09:42.667-07:00I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!ME and Bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894340458170530963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892377354556531714.post-6987110273021726982009-09-07T09:00:32.833-07:002009-09-07T09:00:32.833-07:00Studies show that early birds' productivity dr...Studies show that early birds' productivity drops off sharply later in the day while night owls, while crap in the morning, are more productive overall.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892377354556531714.post-11082657414237141732009-09-07T08:55:38.023-07:002009-09-07T08:55:38.023-07:00"...so eat my alarm clock..." - that is ..."...so eat my alarm clock..." - that is the money shot, right there.CastNoShadowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09331020795772104994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892377354556531714.post-74223645421973629822009-09-07T03:10:53.912-07:002009-09-07T03:10:53.912-07:00Hear hear! Loved the farmer crack. (but not farmer...Hear hear! Loved the farmer crack. (but not farmer's crack..just to be clear) So true :P Don't forget those haters that pipe up "Oh yeah I got up at 4:30 and spent an hour at the gym!"<br /><br />And do you also get those people who cluck at you because they note the TIME STAMP on some of your posts on Facebook? As if no civilized human being is up at that hour? I have enough parents, thanks. Or am I the only lucky one? ;)mduettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03376940667786821461noreply@blogger.com